There has been a clip running around on the internet involving a certain scene from a certain movie staring a certain someone. Yeah... but if you watch it you will get the point. That being said, if you have a sense of humor, this will be great.
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And before anyone writes in to comment that it is not what is actually being said, we have a person who speaks German and the film we used has accurate subtitles which we merely replaced. Hope you enjoyed it
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HITLER RESPONDS CENSUS BUREAU SUPERBOWL AD
Written by: Mike Church ©2010
COMMANDER 1: WE ARE RUNNING ADS FOR THE CENSUS ON ABC HERE, NBC AND MSNBC HERE AND ON CBS DURING THE SUPERBOWL AND ON CNN HERE
HITLER: AND YOU GOT CLINT EASTWOOD TO DIRECT THE AD RIGHT?
COMMANDER 1: MY FUEHRER, WE...
COMMANDER 2: WE ... EASTWOOD WASN’T AVAILABLE, BUT WE GOT THE GUY FROM BEST IN SHOW FOR A REALL GOOD PRICE.
HITLER: GET OUT OF THE ROOM IF YOU DIDN’T INSIST ON EASTWOOD, GIBSON OR OLIVER STONE. (THEY LEAVE THE ROOM) I SAID GET EASTWOOD! AND YOU GIVE ME A DOG GROOMER! THE ONLY THING CHRISTOPHER GUEST EVER DID RIGHT WAS MARRY JAMIE LEE CURTIS! WHY NOT A CHICK! THE WOMAN FROM LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY IS BETTER THAN THE SPINAL TAP MAN! WHAT ARE YOU LOSERS GOING TO TELL ME NEXT THAT YOU CAST ED BEGLEY JR. IN THE AD!?
COMMANDER: HE’S REALLY FUNNY ON THE DIRECT TV COMMERCIA....
HITLER: I HAVE DISH NETWORK BECAUSE OF THOSE ADS YOU IDIOT!
COMMANDER: MEIN FUHRER, BEGLEY IS AN ENVIRONMENTALI....
HITLER: HE WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO BUY AN OVERPRICED WINDMILL AND POOP IN A CAT LITTER BOX! (THROWS HIS PENS)
MILLIONS! WE SWINDLED MILLIONS FOR TV ADS TO CON AMERICANS INTO GIVING US THEIR CELL PHONE NUMBERS AND LETTING ACORN WORKER S INTO THEIR HOUSES TO COUNT THEIR GUNS AND REBEL FLAGS AND YOU... HIRE... THE STEPMOTHER FROM CINDERELLA STORY!?
SOMETHING THIS DUMB COMES FROM OBAMA OR STALIN! (HE SITS DOWN)
NOW WHEN ONE OF OUR CENSUS WORKERS SHOWS UP, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK THEY’RE TAKING DONATIONS TO (PUMPS HIS CHEST) SAVE THE WHALES OR SOME STUPID RAINFOREST.
***K ME!... I’M GOING TO BE A BIGGER LAUGHING STOCK THAN THAT PERVERT JOHN EDWARDS NOW. ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO WORK WITH CLINT EASTWOOD! OBAMA GIVES US $133 MILLION DOLLARS TO PRODUCE PROPAGANDA FOR THE CENSUS AND WE BLEW IT!
TWO WOMEN: IT’S OK, WE’RE UNION, WE’RE SAFE
HITLER: CALL JOE BIDEN, TELL HIM TO GO OUT AND SAY THIS WAS ALL HIS FAULT. AND... THE... CENSUS AD... CREATED OR SAVED THE JOBS OF 2.5 MILLION LIBERAL ACTORS. GET ME ROB REINER....




