Newest T-Shirt - If At First You Don't Secede...

 Following in the popularity of "I am the Colonial Revolutionary Your Hippie Friends Warn You About" - Mike Church is proud to present our latest T-shirt "If At First You Don't Secede Try, Try Again!"  Available in the same sizes as the Colonial Revolutionary, this t-shirt comes with Mike's 100% guarantee to Piss off a liberal.  The words at the bottom come from Thomas Jefferson "Whether we remain in one confederacy, or form into Atlantic or Mississippi confederacies, I believe not very important to our happiness"

Available now in the dudegear store