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Church Doctrine - Backward Dreams for Daughters

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Our daughters Deserve Better than Rosie

by Mike Church

25 April, 2007 - I must have things backwards.

I have twin daughters (10 years young) and like most dads I dream of them having a better life than mine but I must have the mileposts of that better life backwards.

Will they grow up to eschew their natural heterosexual tendencies in favor of the culturally savvy benefits of lesbianism?

Will they grow to carry themselves publicly using the size of their foul mouths as a beacon of their linguistic skills?

Will they slander, slam and belittle men to adoring throngs of other women who will huzzah and cheer at their every attack?

Will they share a buffet table with a female Presidential candidate as she sits idly by while an (alleged female) awards ceremony host grabs her crotch and screams “...eat me”?

Will they publicly attack their President and claim that he and his “cronies” orchestrated the savage murder of thousands of Americans in a well documented and horrific, Islamic, Terrorist attack?

Will they scream obscenities at their own children, call them animal names and heap praise and adulation on famous men who do likewise?

Will they believe they can “have it all” and then systematically outsource the raising of their own children to day care centers and then public school teachers?

Will they selfishly practice “safe”, casual sex and it’s inevitable pregnancies. Then, when they have determined the pregnancy is “inconvenient” choose to have their baby partially born only to have it’s skull broken and brains removed?

Will they rebuke their own Bishops and Pope, Priests and fellow Catholics and deem them, because of their faith, as unqualified to wear the black robe of a Judge?



 

 

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