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It's my Party and I'll cry if I want to

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It’s my Party and I’ll cry if I want to

By Mike Church - ©2007 Mike Church

22 Feb., 2007 - I don’t believe Al Gore’s apocalyptic flood brought on by global warming but I do believe there could be a flood if all the crocodile tears being shed by Hillary’s campaign team make their way downstream.

The Ten Commandments have just expanded to 11: Thou Shalt honor thy Clintons and keep them Holy. Hollywood mogul David Geffen, and if you look “mogul” up in a dictionary you’ll find a picture of David Geffen, told über  America hater Maureen Dowd that he doesn’t like Hillary so he’s backing Barrack Hussein Obamanation. Geffen then hurled some long overdue truth serum at Maureen Dowd who has medals for her valor in the Kneepad wars of the late 90’s.

Here’s what got the “vicious” and “personal attack” line thrown at Davie Geffen “Everybody in politics lies,” but the Clintons “do it with such ease it’s troubling.” What’s “vicious” about this is the people whose lives have been ruined by Clinton lies. I could fill the rest of this space up with them instead I will encourage you to get Amanda Carpenter’s book “The Dossier on Hillary Clinton”. Of course liberals think pouring water over the head of Khaleid Sheik Mohammed to get the location of a ticking nuclear weapon is “vicious.” Just imagine if KSM knew where Vincent Foster’s killer was!

OK, so Geffen’s looked at the field of Dems and decided that his support and his millions are not going to Club Clinton which should be fine right? Wrong. You see Club Clinton has already SPENT Davie’s “clams or bones [money]” because no-one in Hollywood opposes Bill e.g. it was Hillary’s money to begin with. And THERE’s the rub, they DON’T oppose Bill but that doesn’t mean they want to get in bed with Hillary either.

Hillary is the haughty, demanding and monotonous wife or aunt you tolerate because your friend or Uncle is such a cool dude. You will go to a barbecue at THEIR house but you’re not volunteering to take Aunt Hilly out for brunch at Outback by herself. So what’s happening in the Liberal Primary to qualify for the Liberal Primary is a popularity contest and people are voting, er... partying with their feet when it comes to Shrillary.



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