The Imported Fruit Pledge

King Dude's Imported Fruit Pledge

As Elizabeth Edwards continues to outshine her pretty-boy husband on the campaign trail, she's steadily providing lessons on how to be charismatically crazy.  Her latest looney line comes at the expense of innocent produce when she pledged earlier this week to swear off tangerines and any other fruits that are not locally grown.  It's all for the sake of achieving the myth of carbon neutrality and keeping that CO2 footprint to a minimum.  The idea that eating an imported mango could end humankind is beyond preposterous, so in order to keep the balance, I'm introducing a pledge of my own:  The King Dude Imported Fruit Pledge. 

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