The KingDude's Show Dictionary
 

Socialist
See liberal

Liberal
See Socialist 

MMCGW

Man Made Catastrophic Global Warming 

Assample
The KingDude's take on "example". Let me give you an assample Dude.

CPR Medi
The uncanny ability for the Main Vein Media to continually resuccitate a story and keep it on life support, long after it's run it's proper course. ex: diddle-gate

Diddle-gate
Also known as "Diddler's List," this refers to the scandal involving former Congressman Mark Foley sending creepy emails and instant messages to young male pages.

Gal Queda
Angry, ugly women in training to become members of Gal-Queda. It is your job as a dude to try to convert these misguided chicks, before it’s too late. In no way should you ever let them practice their man-hating tactics on you.

40s If you have to ask, you don't deserve your balls. Big ass bottles of cheap beer and oh and Big Hooters too.

Eye-humping
Every Thursday you are charged with the unenviable task of "eye-humping" a fat chick i.e. undressing her with your eyes, thus making Dairy Queen a better place to get a burger and Wal-Mart a better place to shop. WARNING: DO NOT DO THIS IN A BAR, it may lead to actual fat chick contact

Gal-Qaeda
The loosely organized domestic tgerror group made up of angry-ugly women that are hell bent on the total emasculation of America.

GWL-Generation Wasted LoadDumbasses who are age 18-24 and their primary goal in life is to breathe in all your oxygen and beat SoCom II on PS2. “Loaders” as they are known on the show have little clue as to how America got to be where she is today both culturally and historically and thus are totally incapable of leading this country in the future.

The KingDude’s Celebrity Slang
Chamillary - The ever changinging, chameleon like Hillary Clinton

P Didiot -  Puff Daddy - Sean Combs

Dishonorable Nancy Pe-Hosi

Hosie O’Donnell

Ben Assfleck

J-Lo- Jennifer Love Hewitt, who is someone we want around.

J-Lo da H0Jennifer "pushinâ cushion" Lopez who is someone who should be deported on charges of trying to put too many penises in glass trophy jars.

Jonny Beefcake Edwards

Elizabeth “Two Ton” Edwards

Senator Klansman (Robert Byrd)

Chuckie Schumer

SpitBall with Chris Matthews

Chronics
Dudes that call the show everyday. Does anyone have a life to spare for these guys, because they need one!

Madonnarhea

The sickness that infects famous chicks and makes them go out and act like cheap sluts to get some tabloid ink or water cooler chatter.


Penocide
The Hillary Clinton and Gal Queda objective of waging war agianst and eliminating the penis.

Überbabes
From the Swedish uber meaning super, Really Hot, desirable, fantasy inducing women, Jessica Biel for example.

Asswords

Words that the KingDude is certain most listeners couldn't use in a sentence.

E-B and C
Code for Ex Ball and Chain. The chick you used to have attached to your left hand ring finger.

UDA
(ooh - dah) - uber dumb asses.

Land of the Free, Mobile home of the Brave
The South.

Libotomy

The Mike Church Show’s process of wiping socialist, America hating ideas off of a liberals brain.

Dude Number
An admission that your sense of humor is as sick and twisted as the KingDude’s. Dude Numbers are awarded to listeners who ask for them and go in numerical order. It is one of the highest honors bestowed upon members of the Red, White and Dude Nation.

P Didiot

The KingDude’s slang for Puff Daddy Sean Combs