Introducing the Dude Number Certificate

Become a certified member of the Red, White, and Dude Nation... literally!... with the new Dude Number Certificate!  It comes with your Dude Number on it and is signed by the King Dude himself.  It's perfect for framing and hanging it above the mantle or add it to your personal Mike Church Show shrine (you know you have one)!

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The Dude Number Certificate comes FREE to new Dude's who join up during this limited time offer, and is available to existing Dudes for $5 (free shipping!).  This is a limited time offer, so act now before the Democrats bring back the Fairness Doctrine and we have to send you a Matt Damon Certificate with it!