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Who Made FLOTUS Michelle Obama Food Czar?

The fact that the federal government of the United States has allowed an individual with a ceremonial, titular position, namely FLOTUS, First Lady of the United States, a position which does not exist, is not constitutionally ordained, and cannot be constitutionally ordained because what is it? It’s a title of nobility. Oh, but we have one, don’t we, brother? Yes, we do. We’ve had them since Eleanor Roosevelt. Hell, we’ve […]

todayMay 29, 2014

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Church Doctrine

Who-Dat Tree Huggers Lose Their Fracking Minds

Mandeville LA - Louisiana residents must have giant stickers on the backs of our shirts that say “kick me.” How else can you explain our obsession with urban legend and charlatans? Many of you will remember the sob story that was told on behalf of the murderer in the “Dead Man Walking” movie. The Bourque family that lived this nightmare with the loss of their daughter, Loretta. responded to Sister […]

todayMay 13, 2014 1

Transcripts

Government Approved Children’s Meals And Bedtime Stories

That Is NOT Government Approved! Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – "So we’re trying to prevent little children from becoming fat bastards in the future.  How is it they’ve become fat?  They’ve become fat by doing what?  Eating what the previous administration’s government-approved diet was.  Remember, we’ve talked about this before.  How did we get this thing called the food chart and food pyramid and what have you?  This wasn’t something […]

todayApril 4, 2014

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War-Hungry GOP Wants To Spend Money On War But Not To Feed The Children

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Since you’re not going to end the program, and since you’re not going to end all manner of foreign transfer payments, whether it’s foreign aid or Bernyankme shoveling money off to banks in foreign lands, since none of this is going to stop, why in dude’s holy name would you allow this to be branded as and to come at the expense of women, […]

todayJune 6, 2013 1

Transcripts

Americans Are Too Good To Pick Their Own Food

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – This is a very intriguing story that you just sent me, Mr. Gruss. Strawberry farmers can’t find people in California to pick the strawberries. Congratulations, you grandparents out there. We’ve raised an entire generation of people and of youths, Americans, that will not do the jobs that their American forefathers did. Check out today’s transcript for the rest…

todayMay 6, 2013 1

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