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Church Doctrine-Keystone Pipeline Being Mangled By Keystone Cop Congress

Keystone Pipeline Being Mangled By Keystone Cop Congress ©2014 Mike Church Mandeville, LA - Republicans and Democrats squawking over the mythical “Keystone Pipeline” seem more like “Keystone Cops” with the big difference being the Cop imbeciles were fiction. Recently, Senator Mary Landrieu has ascended to her polished, alabaster perch to proclaim that she is and has always been a proponent of building the pipeline. This prompted Republican Bill Cassidy to […]

May 8, 2014

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Romney Wants to Regulate Less But Exempts Biggest Regulator of All… The Fed

Mandeville, LA - Exclusive Transcript - Those of you saying, “Mike, we’ve actually done pretty good over the past 80 years. The Industrial Revolution, everybody has a car. We have 16 DVD players in each house. Every home now has five iPhones. You’re wrong, Mr. Church. We’ve actually done quite good.” Well, the selling point of the central economic planners, and these people came along after Marx, by the way, […]

August 6, 2012

Church Doctrine

Mordor On The Mississippi: State Chases Imaginary Threats, Ignores Real Ones

MANDEVILLE, LA - VIDEO - Memo to State Representative Frank Hoffman: Canadian researchers claim to have evidence that bicyclists may suffer heart irregularities if they ride near automobile traffic which is almost everywhere cyclists ride. But the most terrifying health news of all is that drivers in heavy traffic have even heavier exposure to poisonous car exhaust. Hoffman even goes so far as to ban smoking OUTDOORS within a 25 […]

April 19, 2012