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The Official Store of the Mike Church Show featuring products from the DudeGearª line, designed and worn by the KingDude himself and is your official VAST, Red Right & Dude Nation Conspiracy HeadQuarters.
"I don't Just dream up all this great stuff for our listeners, I dream it up for me too! If I wouldn't wear a T-shirt or pour the Hot Sauce on my Raw Oysters or Proudly Drink the Beer out of my Pint Glasses, I WOULDN'T SELL THEM TO YOU! So come on in and get you some 'Manly, far out, solid and right on DudeGear"- Mike Church
PRE-ORDER your Signed and Numbered, Limited Edition copy today!
Update-The signed-numbered copies have been sold out. You can still request an autographed copy
3 CD SET Ships on Thursday 5, June!!! ORDER NOW
It has taken 9 months to remix, add deleted scenes, recut some lines, compose new original music and add over 100 new special sound effects and we think it was worth the wait.
Finally, the entire story of the drafting of the Declaration of Independence can be told, in the glorious manner that we started out to tell it in. Re-mixed and beautifully mastered, the events of 1776 will sound as though you are living them in your home car or Independence Day Celebration.
The Road to Independence features a star turn from Emmy Award winning actor Jay Thomas as John Adams. Visit the Road to Independence Media Page for previews, Traileres and much more!
Never before has such a painstakingly researched re-enactment of America’s founding been undertaken and the results are breathtaking.
Come take a journey with our Founding Fathers and rediscover the Birthright of limited self government we all inherit.
This Amazing collection contains:
Disc 1, Disc 2 contain the Road to Independence Feature. Commerical and interruption Free
Disc 3 Contains Special Features BONUS track
8 Page Road To Independence Collector's book including Complete Road to Independence Timeline, Full Track Listings, Rare Artwork, Production Notes and Founding Father Facts
SOLD OUT! First 250 Orders get a FREE Movie Poster
SOLD OUT! First 250 Get Signed - Numbered copy with Certificate of Authenticity and corresponding signed, numbered Poster.
Click to Reserve your copy today - autographed copies now available
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Muck FcCain
Starting at: $14.95
We have Had it with the Maverick! First he came for our sovereignty (McCain - Kennedy) then he came for our rights (McCain - Feingold) now he has come for our way of LIFE (McCain vows to sign Kyoto and ban Carbon emissions).
Now WE SAY: Muck FcCain.
I believe that Senator McCain has gone out of his way to anger and dis-illusion Conservatives. This is payback for US Choosing Bush over him in 2000 and repudiating him TWICE in 2006-2007 over Amnesty.
If he wants Independents and Democrats and wants to BELIEVE as They do, he can have 'em! Proclaim your "Maverick" Status to any RINO you encounter. Muck FcCain!
OR ADD One of these Obama T-Shirts and get TWO for $25.00 |
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Obama-Helping Keep People Bitter since 2004
Starting at: $14.95
I tell you, the longer the Pope of Hope stays in the race to see which America Hating Lib gets trounced by Senator McCain, the bigger his t-shirt collection grows here in the Dude Gear Store.While Barack isn't out making young co-eds swoon he's hob knobbing it with San Fran Libs and bashing the 16 Democrats left who still own a gun and go to church.
I think we have captured The Messiah of Hiya (and mighty) and his sneer down his nose at the idiots that gleefully cheer on his promises to have pancake dinners with terrorists and take over what little is left of American Free Enterprise.
Wear this one at your own peril though folks. You never knwo just who may be a dimwitted Scoialist and Obamnista these days.
If you look REAL CLOSE (hint: see below) at the Messiah's Tablet you'll notice the code for the Obama Secret Decoder Ring (sold Separately)
Wait! That's not all (sounds like a TV ad don't it?). If you order now you can add my Hit CD "The White Album" with it's Obama Song on it for just $7.99 (a 20% savings).Order Now before Reverend Wright's Former Pupil gets run out of town by Slick Hilly.
Surprise! The White Album is HERE!!! Just 3 months after our smash hit "Libs on the Run" debuted the Mike Church Band is releasing brand new material on our "White Album".
(see if you can figure out why we call it that!).
5 Tracks plus a hidden track make up this EP including the Election Year Smash "Obama" set to Toto's 1982 "Rosanna".
There's Knock Three Times (on Obama), Bill Clinton's "So Lonely " and the soon to be smash "Still McCain" set to Bob Seger's "Still the Same" plus 2007's "HIV PSA" (Hillary's IntraVocalitis).
NEW! And now Available as a Single Item! Same great Habenero Hot Sauce you've come to know and love from my 6 Pack Collector's sets but with the now infamous "Two samll breasts, a pair of chubby thighs and 1 Left Wing" Hillary label.
This is SURE to be a collectors item and will bring howls of laughter from anyone you show or give a bottle to.
And don't forget to add the Shirts...
Check it Out! Hillary Vast Right Wing Conspircay T-Shirt 6 Pack-Hillary bashing fun for the whole family!- Only $71.76 save 20%!*
*other discounts do not apply
Do you Have Your Dude Number yet?
CLICK HERE & Here you'll be able to put the sharpest Radio Show T-Shirt on Earth on your back, the World Famous, Dude Number Tee-Shirt! And of course that comes witha WORLD FAMOUS DUDE NUMBER, making you an OFFICIAL Member of the Red, Right & Dude Nation.GLOBAL WARMING SPECIAL! Order a Long Sleeve Dude # Tee and get a short sleeve at a $5.00 discount, so as soon as AlGore cranks up the thermostat you'll be OFFICIAL, Dude Number dresses!. We are now offering EXPANDED ordering by phone, so pick your cell phone up or climb to the top of the telephone pole in the backyard and give Brittany a call (hopefully you won't have to talk to Talcom!)
Call THE DUDEGEAR STORE AND PLACE YOUR ORDER TOLL FREE!! CALL 1-866-483-DUDE.
LIBS ON THE RUN - THE MIKE CHURCH SHOW BAND - Now Shipping an additional 100 SIGNED & NUMBERED copies.
I originally issued 200 signed and numbered copies know as the LOTR LE (Limited Edition).
I am now issuing LE-II an additional 100 signed and numbered (201-300) copies for limited sale. These are signed in GOLD LEAF pen and marked LE II. Get yours today, supplies limited.
You've heard Manuel went down to GA, Libs on the Run and the Hillary (You're so vain) Theme on the show, now you can OWN them and 14 other Mike Church Show Band tracks.
CLICK TO PURCHASE YOUR COPY NOW!!! (THE LE II DISC IS NOW SHIPPING )
*COLLECTOR'S EDITION Mike Church-Red White & Dude Nation Pint Glasses.
Get one of my Heavy Duty -Custom printed Pint Glasses AND I'll even sign it for you personally with the ole silver lead pen FREE. Order NOW
*Just add the Collector's Edition pint Glass to your shopping cart and We will discount the Glass at checkout for you, limit one per customer, per year.
Introducing the KingDude's Hot Sauce Collection.
Dude! You probably didn't know that I spend nearly ALL my spare time at my other gig: feeding my family in new and more better ways. I've collected a lot of recipes over time for cooking everything from Steaks & burgers to good ole Cajun etouffees and soups. Of course, my recipes are loaded down with stuff that the food nazis and PETA can't stand so not only do they taste great but each one, in it's own little way, angers liberals!
These hot sauces not only will look absolutely badass sitting on your counter or dashboard but they will add spice and flavor to everything you eat including popcorn!
Each collection comes with a "Mini-Me" version of my soon to be best selling cook book besides how can you go wrong "Enriched Yellow Cake Uranium Sauce"!?
NEW!! Now you can download my smash hit "Friday is Hawaiin Shirt Day" song to your Stiletto or iPod or computer.
Of course the song is available on my Libs on The Run CD too.
Get your Wayameia Bay threads on and Download Now!
"This CD is the perfect antidote [NOT ANECDOTE] to lugubrious liberal hectoring." -- Ann Coulter
IT'S HERE!! LIBS ON THE RUN CD'S - 17 Tracks Plus a BONUS Track. PLUS FREE Compleat Lyrics Sheet & TWO ORIGINAL Songs and much more. Get yours Now....
We have Updated the American Bigot University OFFICIAL School Crest and T-shirt and have a FULL supply of all sizes small-xxxl.
American Bigot University promotes defense and adulation of The U.S.A. as well as American History Studies, attend class with the Professor (KingDude) today and make sure you're in uniform!
Be the first to grab your very own copy of my Libs on the Run CD which ships on 5 November. This is our biggest & Best CD yet and contains the full UNEDITED versions of Manuel Went down to GA, You're So Vain (Hillary's Theme), Work Like a Mexican and Two ORIGINAL Tracks not available anywhere else in the galaxy.
Plus get my Original "Friday is Hawaiian Shirt day Song" sur eto be a hit after Democrat debates when it seems like Vladimir Lenin is set to seize control of America and sentence you to a frozen gulag for pledging allegiance to the flag (under God).
You wanna get kicked out of a Starbucks, laughing all the way out the door? You need a Fourbucks Hippie Tee.
This one was designed and drawn by me, I hope you have as much fun wearing it as I did making it! Order Now! - Mike Church
NEW DOWNLOAD!!! Al Gore's FIRE! parody song is now available in the SONG DOWNLOADS section.
Download the mp3 and add to your collection of Mike Church Show Band Hits NOW!
THE DUDEGEAR STORE SHOPPING CART SYSTEM IS NOW SECURE!! We have (finally) completed making the credit card check out process 100% Safe and SECURE with state of the art 128 bit encryption. Now you can shop the store with confidence that your private information is safe.
The most famous of our t-shirts! The Dude Number t-shirt
The KingDude Autographing a Fan's Dude Number T-shirt
THE BEST JUST GOT BETTER AS EARTH GETS COOLER
This special-Welcome New Ice Age promotion not only puts your
carcass in this Politically Incorrect T-Shirt of the year it puts Carbon Power in your Wallet and Hippy Vitriol in Your CD Player!
Our ONE OF A KIND This is Your Brain on Global Warming T-shirt REALLY gets the Nature Nazis spitting granola.
Now Available with Dealership options like thE Smokin' SUV PArody song which will make you proud to be a Carbon Debit Card holder.
THIS JUST IN: Europeans say that Charleton Heston is to blame for our gun crimes.
I Survived Gitmo T-shirt with 100% Angry Hippy-Liberal Guarantee, mmmm gooooood!
Dude's, we LOVE making DudeGear and we LOVE offering the 100% angry-Hippy Liberal Guarantee. If My DudeGear doesn't anger a Hippy-Liberal in your midst, then we'll replace it with some that does. 
Can you imagine Hosie O'Fatwench fans heads turning into glowing balls of Leftist flame when they get a load of a I Survived Gitmo T-shirt!?
You can add to their anger with a 3 pack of El Rey Dude cigars and a Red, White & Dude Nation pint glass loaded down with some American Made Malted barley.
The 100% Angry Hippy-Liberal Guarantee
Smokin' SUV Fumes is HERE-My Parody of Smokin' in The Boysroom, download here!
The Two Newest additions to the ever expanding line of DudeGear Tees inspired by the Show.
You GOTTA get a Viva La Dude shirt just to hack off some illegals who have a romance with the murdering thug Che Guevara
(see the Viva shirt description for history on this) and the Global Warming shirt will make you many friends at Starbucks and truckstops across the country!
NEW!! Hillary's "You're So Vain" Song with FREE Bonus Track-ONE low price!
The latest from the Mike Church Show Band and a track on the upcoming CD "You Can Seal A Border, but You Can't Sela Ward.
Click for Instant Download access to Hillary's "You're so Vain"
1. Road To Independence 3 CD...
