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If The FDA Says It’s Bad….

washington's birthday celebration with Times That Try Men's Souls on CDMandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – “Why am I wasting my time reading this?  Did I just wake up in a dream?  Is this 1984?  Did I just wake up in a Kafka book?  What is this?  This guy out there [mocking] “It’s irresponsible advertising!”  Well, don’t pay attention to it then.  How would men like this — what is this clown’s name?  How would Vince Willmore of Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids, Vince, how would you have survived in the day of the snake oil salesman?”  Check out today’s transcript for the rest…

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While they don’t contain many of the harmful chemicals of conventional cigarettes, the FDA found trace amounts of toxic and carcinogenic ingredients in several samples in late 2008 when the e-cigarette market was just beginning in the United States.

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Mike:  See, Eric, they found trace samples of carcinogenic material.  You mean like the trace samples of carcinogenic material you can find in ground sugar, those kinds of carcinogens?  You mean the carcinogenic material you can find in any tomato that you can buy?

Eric:  Or out of an exhaust pipe?

Mike:  You mean the carcinogenic material you can find in a pack of Ho Hos, Twinkies, Suzy Q’s, Ding Dongs?  Again, the implication is [mocking] “We found carcinogens.  They kill!”  What’s a carcinogen?  There are carcinogens in many things.

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How many of these drugs and substances do we see or hear advertised here or there that purport to fix or calm or cure this malady or this ailment or this Liberty the God that Failed smallpsychological condition or this mental state of mind or whatever the case may be?  At each and every instance, there is always the tacit approval of government, which then reinforces the idea in a sheeple’s head, [mocking] “My government cares for me.  They’re making sure that the e-cigarette is safe for me to use.  Thank heaven for government.  Government cares for me.  They’re making sure that that wine is safe for me to consume.  Thank the heavens!”

What did people do for 8,000 years of recorded human history before there was an FDA around to supervise the manufacture or use of water vapor to clear sinuses?  Wasn’t that dangerous?  Shouldn’t the FDA have been around when people were hunkered over humidification devices with blankets over their heads, sometimes putting that eucalyptus Vic’s rub on your chest?  Do you remember that when you were little children?  Do you remember being able to put some of those leaves or whatever those things were into the humidification device so that it would smell all minty?  Then you put the blanket over your head and stick your head over there.  What’s it doing?  It’s making water vapor.  We were inhaling this as children.  Oh, my God, we were flirting with death!  I didn’t even realize it.  Get my mother on the phone.  Hello, Mother.  Why did you try to kill me when I was eight?  You put that steam gizmo in my room at night when I was sleeping.  There was no FDA stamp of approval on that steamer.

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