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Obama’s War on ISIS Means War Forever

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Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript “As I said when we started this exercise this morning, congratulations.  Those of you that wanted never-ending, perpetual war, you get your wish.  We are now assured it will never end.  We are also now assured that our intervention in the Middle East into the affairs of other countries will never end.  Thank you.  Nice job.”  Check out today’s transcript for the rest….

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President Obama: So this resolution will give our armed forces and our coalition the continuity we need for the next three years. It is not a time table. It is not announcing that the mission is completed at any given period. What it is saying is that Congress should revisit the issue at the beginning of the next president’s term.

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Mike:  They haven’t visited the issue.  What do you mean revisit it?  They haven’t visited it.  You’d have to visit it in order to revisit it.  Did you hear that?  So the authorization to use military force against Iraq, against Saddam Hussein is what he’s been operating under.  There’s no need for me to go back and cover all this because we covered this in July, August and September.  Here’s Daniel Larison on what you just heard:


The administration’s proposed authorization for the ISIS war restricts the use of ground forces, but does not limit the war to Iraq and Syria.

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Mike:  As I said, we may be fighting actually on the ice world of Hoth if S.H.I.E.L.D. or HYDRA rears their ugly heads.  Back to Larison, and this is from the resolution:


“There are no geographic limitations, so the administration would be free to expand the war to other countries.”

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Then I’m going to tell Congress: I wish for you to authorize a declaration of war against the government of each one of those countries.  I want a declaration of war against Iran, Iraq — even though the Iraqi government is our government, the one we put in there — against Iraq, against Syria, against Jordan, against Yemen.  Name your country that’s in there.  You’ve got to throw Saudi Arabia in there, too.  I’m going to ask Congress to declare a war.  I’m going to ask them to raise me an army of 20 million males.  Even though it’s unconstitutional, I’m going to ask them to institute a draft.  If you are under the age of 50 and you can pick the rifle up, you’re drafted.

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I’m going to inform the Congress that we’re going to need to raise $1 trillion and that they should immediately impose an excise tax on the sale of every retail item that is sold in the United States, the proceeds of which will go into a fund so we have the funding.  I’m going to instruct the Congress to instruct the defense contractors to start making the vessels that are going to be necessary for the land invasion of the Middle East.  Then we’re going to go in and systematically subjugate every Muslim in the entire region.  Anyone that picks up a rifle, that shows any use of force or any resistance will either be shot or imprisoned.  We’ll have ten million on the ground and we’ll have ten million in reserve so they can go to the hotspots where they may be needed to be deployed.

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The objective is to end Islam in the Middle East, replace all the governments with colonial governments like the Brits did, and then to permanently occupy — of course, we’re going to need about 30 million of you citizens to actually go live over there as spies and to go monitor and mingle with these people so that we can complete the job.  We have to Americanize these people.  We’re going to do this and we’re going to do it right.  When we’re finished, there will be no Islam.  There will be no Muslim governments.  I forgot, we have to invade Turkey, too.  There will be no government that is run by a Muslim.  There will be no threat — I have to throw Pakistan and Afghanistan in there, too.  There will be no threat of a government run by a Muslim when we’re finished.  Problem solved.  Hey, what’s $1 trillion?  We might need $2 trillion, guys.  What’s $2 trillion amongst friends, right?  We’re all living under the existential threat of being wiped out by ISIS and HYDRA and S.H.I.E.L.D. right now.  Let’s go do the job and let’s go do it correctly.  Then when we’re finished, we can all go about watching our reality TV shows, hanging out and barbecuing on Sundays without ever having to worry about a jihad ever again.

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