Mandeville, LA – Mike Church’s daily Pile of Prep, chock full of why the 3rd Amendment should NOT be incorporated plus other [r]epublican stories used to perform the Mike Church Show on Sirius/XM Patriot channel 125. “St. Peter: We are here to receive an update on the State of the Nation in the USA. I’ve been hearing some unpleasant rumbling about recent developments in secularization there. I call the first witness to the stand, Senator Screwtape. Please give us an update on the situation in the U.S. now. Sen. Screwtape: Well, I must say, we are delighted with our success in the secularization of America. My Father Below was thrilled with the Supreme Court Ruling on the Defense of Marriage Act—and that from so many Catholic judges! You must admit we are having great success in unraveling your archaic notions of a marriage between a man and a woman.” – Barbara Elliott, The Imaginative Conservative
The Surveillance State has now so corrupted the Surveillance State workers that the Surveillance President must now order gubbmint spooks to spy on each other lest another Edward Snowden appear. This could be interpreted to mean that Snowden was only cleared for level 3 of 6 levels of government deception and a level 4 is about to blow
DeceptiCONNED- The high priests of Mordor bellow their claim that send F-16 fighter jest to Jihadi lunatics in Egypt is the right thing to do “we don’t want to [drive] them away” says GOP’s Mark Thornberry
CONFESSION: BernYankMe admits the “labor market is weaker than it appears” meaning all the emperors horses and all the emperors men cannot put the fiat currency, Humpty Dumpty economy back together again with a printing press or computer terminal
Dave Weigel at Slate throws his two Lincoln pennies in on the “Jack Hunter-Enemy to the minority poor on Baywatch” story apparently thinking that reiterating that Jack may “be a fan of the Old Confederacy” could throw the final straw on Joe Camel’s back. Memo to Hunter haters (actually Rand haters): the more you pillory those who cling to “the Old South” the more neutral it becomes think of what rappers have done for the word whose first letter and full elocution dare not speak its name
“If at first you don’t secede, try try again” – Now there are more counties in northeastern CO that wish to SECEDE from the urban, Libtard bullies in Denver and the rest of the state. Time to hold a convention, declare to a watching world what impels you to the separation and do it!
Today’s Latin Phrase: etiam sapientibuscupido gloriae novissima exuitir – “Even for the wise, the desire for glory is the last of passions to be laid aside”
Wow, even citizens of Libtardia think it’s high time to get food stamps out of the farm bill, come to think of it, why not get the “farm bill” out of the budget? if IA wants to subsidize corn and LA wants to suckle the teet over sugar THEY should pay for it
We should abolish the practice of tipping waiters, waitresses & bartenders, it’s racist AND results in more poor service (imagine how bad the “Choke & Puke” would be withOUT a $$$ incentive!)
One more day closer to the launch of “SkyNet” as Northrop Grummam drone X-47B lands ITSELF on an aircraft carrier WITHOUT a human being involved. “Where were YOU when SkyNet went autonomous”?
What would St Peter say if the US of A was put on trial in the Kingdom of God? Barbara Elliott wondered too and now we have a humorous answer, read on….
Nature Nazi goons threaten WI coal mining operation so it does what the IRS does in this instance: it arms and ammos up to “protect itself”
Sounds like ZeroHedge’s Tyler Durden is a Mike Church Show listener. We share an identical take on the whole student loan debacle that is escalating toward its inevitable train-crash in front of our eyes with nary a soul brave enough to pull a Tobey Maguire (as Spidey) and jump in front of the train to stop it before the cliff
End ObamaCare? The GOP may actually be on the verge of stopping the dread law but I remain confident they can screw it up, but for a moment….